Title: No Flex Zone (Remix)
Artist: Nicki Minaj's Verse
Played: 163305 times


jizzkin:

straight people on tv show: *literally have sex*

*silence*

gay people on tv show: *exist*

ok.. :\ but… ok like im not homophobic… :\ im ok with gay people but why do you have to shove it in my face… :\

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

Anonymous: You should draw a puma wearing puma shoes.

pizzaotter:

iguanamouth:

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I fucking lost it here

lamebert:

caterpillars have more muscles than humans but i’d like to see one try to fight me irl and see what happens

*me watching X Factor*

kobetyrant:

me: YAAAAS BITCH SNATCH MY SOUL WITH THESE VOCALS!!!!!!

Simon Cowell: I wasn’t feeling it…you lost control the whole time….absolutely horrifying.

me: yeah girl that was dry as hell #try again

deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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meqabitch:

People who chew ice cream are people that are not to be fucked with.

pyrrhicvictoria:

heroin addict? no, heroine addict. please give me more leading ladies i need them to survive

congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah